> A blonde gets a job as a teacher.
>
> She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other
> kids
> are
> running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak
to
> him.
> 'You ok?' she says.
> 'Yes.' he says.
> 'You can go and play with the other kids you know.'she says.
>
> 'It's best I stay here.'he says. '
> 'Why?' says the blonde.
> The boy says: 'Because, I'm the goalkeeper'