a little cat is sitting by a stream
when a 6 inch sausage comes floating along
the little cat sticks it's paw in the stream to grab it but misses
then a 9 inch sausage comes along
and the little cat sticks it's whole leg in but again misses
then a 12 inch sausage comes along
the cat jumps into the stream to get it
the moral
the bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy